50 Sets of Challenge

Key

DNWTC: did not want to close

DNSE: did not speak english

DNTC: did not try to close

DNKM: did not kill momentum

7-3

1>17:20 HB5 Jap girl eating huge cookie. Fun. DNWTC.

2>17:40 HB8 super-elegant US chink in Selfridges. Situational opener. Had boyfriend. Left.

3>17:45 HB7 Italian on escalator. Situational opener (teased her big yawn). Very natural. DNSE

4>17:53 HB7 Brit. Commented on her massive scarf. Good opener. Should have pushed for it more. Let her go.

5>18:05 HB7 Black. South African. Commented on her earmuffs. No rapport. Not direct enough.

Verdict: at least I’ve started. I’d just started to warm up by #5 then the light went. Need to work on my inner game. Really plow and push harder on each set. Push until they say no.

8-3

15:36 start

#6 15:41 Fit scottish girl sitting on doorstep. I do a weasely opener, pretending I’m waiting for someone, looking at the phone, etc and ask “are your friends as late as mine”. I’m stunned she’s scottish. She’s hot, to me a high-7, has a trim figure, is well dressed and works in Boots! The set doesn’t hook. I’m weasely. I’d have done better going direct.

#7 15:46 Italian. Commented on her sexy walk. Poor english. Didn’t hook. DNTC.

#8 16:00 Stopped a weird Jap girl in plastic pants. She doesn’t get it. Rubbish.

#9 16:20 Stop a H7 UK-Indian girl. DNKM which is gutting as got the DNA click on this one and she had great energy.

#10 16:35 Stop a HB8/9 young brit girl. DNKM. She’s very uncomfortable, looks a bit scared but tries to carry it off. Let her go from pity.

#11 16:40 Chinky looking French girl. DNKM. DNSE.

#12 17:05 Chase down what appears to be an HB9 but DNA-clickable i.e. a 9 that will fancy me. When I open I realise she’s a 7. She’s some Spanish or Latin or something and acts like she’s mentally retarded, burbling, staggering backwards, like a rabbit in the headlights. She can’t process what’s happening. Her brain is literally incapable. I feel a stab of hate for her and let her go.

#13 I see a HB8 c.30 lovely, well dressed uk-indian girl towing a wheelie suitcase. She’s lovely. I approach, almost kill momentum and say “do you mind if a total stranger pays you a compliment?”.. she smiles and starts shuffling away and just laughs it off “I haven’t paid you it yet!” I laugh. “It’s ok… I know where this is going” she says and leaves.

FUCK. Busted. Does this girl know about daygame? I get majorly freaked out and my state crashes. I give up and wander to Chinatown for dumplings, imagining I’m a 200 foot tall mechanized Cyborg, stamping and crushing buildings and people alike and shooting giant flamethrowers over the tiny, scurrying ants beneath me.

#14 Eating noodles two friendly Chinks next to me initiate conversation. I grotesquely DHV myself a lot then get their emails. Neither is hot but one is perfectly acceptable as something to have dinner and sex with.

UPDATE: This is now sort of dead. Check here for explanations.

  1. Jason
    March 21, 2011 at 6:29 am

    So this is dead?

    Also: Drop me an email man, I wanted to ask you something.

  2. jimmyjambone
    August 17, 2011 at 8:23 pm

    Hahahahahahahahahaha. I give up and wander to Chinatown for dumplings, imagining I’m a 200 foot tall mechanized Cyborg, stamping and crushing buildings and people alike and shooting giant flamethrowers over the tiny, scurrying ants beneath me.

  1. March 8, 2011 at 2:11 am

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